This works best in the very early morning when both parentals are in excellent moods and I am invited into my bed with them.
It works best with the father because his face turns to thunder.
Sit on his lap wriggling contentedly and looking adoring.
Look over your shoulder at him, giggling up at him and holding onto his fingers.
As he leans in to kiss the back of you neck react as though 200,000 volts of electricity have just surged through your body.
Kick out hard with every fibre in your body, arching back at the speed of sound.
The hard solid mass of the back of your head connecting with the soft tissue and cartilage of his nose will bring tears to his eyes.
Real tears.
As he swears and grinds his teeth and moves his hands in to throttle you.
The mother will reprimand him.
Look up at mother. Make your lip quiver. Look shocked and as though you are about to cry.
The father will then be in trouble with the mother for making you cry.
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