Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Training your Parents - Lesson #1

Training your parents is admittedly not always that much of a challenge, but it is important to demonstrate who is in charge in even the small things.

Lesson One - Feeding Time

Getting whichever parent is feeding you to open their mouth idiotically with each spoonful.
These need to be stretched out to about the sixty second mark per spoonful to be considered at all successful.
Try and train them to make accompanying sounds as well.
"Aaahhhhhh, aahhhhhhhhhh, come on open up,  aahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh" is a good one.
Also sounds of trains and planes seem rather easy to do as well.
"chooo chooo chooo" or "whaaaaaaammmm whaaaammmm"

If executed correctly you should have them looking like total imbeciles during feeding time, with their mouths opening and closing like guppies and making all sorts of idiotic noises.

If you find this too easy, aim to get both parents doing this at the same time.

This gets you double the enjoyment.

Remember. Your objective here is to train them to follow instructions.

So keep working at it.

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