Bum Cream

Seriously though, this is pretty weird in anybodies book.
The male parental (MP), looking wrinkled and well past his 44 years, has started acting really, really strangely.
I am not sure if I can swap him, but will raise it next moms and tots meeting.
One of the kids there thought he had heard of a case where a kid managed to do a straight swap.

I have a VERY SPECIAL cream for my bum.
It is my VERY SPECIAL bum cream.

I caught him this morning after he had shaved an showered, rubbing it all over his face.
The (MP) has started putting this on his face.

Let's be clear about this.
He is rubbing bum cream onto his face.
My bum cream.

I have no more to say at present.